DontPatchLongBall

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DontPatchLongBall commented on Steven Moreira (96)
This guy is an S TIER CB reminds me of when Carlos Alberto used to be annoying, but he’s faster more agile and stops all meta ST waste at RB, I promise you this is one of the best CB’s in the game and I’ve used all meta/ meta evos, if you’re a manual defender he’s so GOOD
31.05.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Vanja Milinkovic-Savic (94)
I don’t usually leave comments on GK because they’re all trash, THIS GUY IS A COMPLETE FRAUD 6’8 for nothing , the minute I switched back to Casillas I almost cried for taking Casillas for granted, this guy cost me rank 2 , he is so slow to react , they finesse he dives after it hits the net, low drivens he’s cooked, keepers like VDS and courtois although talk they save shots, this guy only good for long shots or if you manually move him, if you do not you are cooked, he also conceived trivelas from the tightest angles, if he had far reach + and footwork + maybe he’d be great buttrashstayaway
17.05.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Ruud Gullit (94)
I take back everything I said about this card, he is the best card in the game, in fact simply not having him I think puts you at a serious disadvantage.
13.05.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Eusébio da Silva Ferreira (93)
Is this guy cracked at ST, thinking to put my 95 HENRY LW even though he’s a god at ST, tired of bale missing sitters at times on the left.
12.04.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Laurent Blanc (94)
Bought for 650K he should be 2M best CB I’ve used in the game, his height and frame basically give him block and intercept base , his tackles are so clean , I’ve used all top tier CB’s in the game he is the best feels like old blanc.
12.04.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Thierry Henry (95)
Pulled him, he’s crazy on marksman 16 games 40 goals 17 assist elite div 1000+ SR. my first crazy pull this year lool when I went 14-1 f rank 1, made him purple.
12.04.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Ruud Gullit (94)
Yes currently he is broken but I’m not falling for this trap CR7 was also broken , he’s NOW ON the bench, I repeat he will be outdated, as of now he’s a pain to come up against he’s literally like 4 cdms in one, but with new evos and tots his curve will show not falling for the trap even though I’ve completed all 91s , just not worth it, I’ll handle the pain till he’s outdated.
08.04.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Fernando José Torres Sanz (94)
El Niño Update, USE HIM AS A ST NOW sniper , just l1 double tap sprint in open space he is gone , similar to bale they’re now outdated on wings but at ST these guys literally can’t be caught , for me this Torres is faster than my Henry at ST, he benched him.
03.04.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Ruud Gullit (94)
Alright my Fodder is no longer going towards this guy done all 91’s but meh, believe me guys this guy will be outdated you literally need incisive 😂 he is not worth all this fodder, play styles matter. I literally walk around him with technical sprint cm’s all game , it’s too easy to read people who play with cdms now, haven’t been cooked by a 4213 in forever, learn how to play triangle formations like 442 and you won’t need this guy.
02.04.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Fabio Cannavaro (91)
lol this is by far a top 3 CB on the game in all types of gameplay I’m not even joking for me I’d say the best CB on the game he is always there , by far the most consistent tackling if he makes a mistake it’s probably your other CB’s fault, that’s how good this guy is.
01.04.25
DontPatchLongBall liked Nuno Alexandre Tavares Mendes (93)
29.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Martin Ødegaard (95)
This guy defends literally better than my cdms
29.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Marcos Llorente Moreno (93)
This guys broken quick step rapid and lengthy with incisive pass easy goal when they come out with their fullback 21 assists 34 games loool he should be 1.2m+
29.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Archie Gray (92)
Player roles mean nothing using this guy as a CB and he is ridiculous
29.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Iker Casillas Fernández (93)
Idk how to explain it but the best way to use this guy is to anticipate the ball going close to him and rush out, he actually bails so much on sweeper keeper, at that he’s the best in the game, for long shots you have to spam double tap triangle or you are cooked.
29.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Ruud Gullit (94)
3 91 squads deep and I realised there is literally no point completing this card he will be out dated before most of us complete him and there’s a better chance chance of his 90 version being better with maybe 5 5 and incisive and other play styles.
29.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Maicon Douglas Sisenando (93)
Defensively this guys ass lack of anticipate and intercept kills, although there are some games where he’s literally the best RB in the game. I’ve been using him as a wingback support and that’s his best position If you don’t attack with fullbacks bench him.
27.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Theo Hernández (87)
I must admit there’s literally no reason to go Theo side this guys so broken ffs
26.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Harry Kane (95)
If you play against this card put your controller down and pray
25.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Fernando José Torres Sanz (90)
El Niño El Niño El Niño My NUMBER 9, YOU WILL NOT REGRET HIM ON A SNIPER RW INSIDE FORWARD HE IS A GOD UNMATCHED AURA I WILL COMMENT FOREVER, BEST PLAYER FOR ME RN! PLEASE DON’T NERF
25.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Fernando José Torres Sanz (94)
El Niño El Niño El Niño My NUMBER 9, YOU WILL NOT REGRET HIM ON A SNIPER RW INSIDE FORWARD HE IS A GOD UNMATCHED AURA I WILL COMMENT FOREVER
25.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Fernando José Torres Sanz (90)
I promise you do El Niño you will not regret he’s a threat all game with that relentless I AM NOT JOKING DO HIM OR CRY
25.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Fernando José Torres Sanz (90)
Anybody who didn’t do Torres will suffer ONLY HIM & R9 won’t be outdated , he is literally bale 2.0 with 5*5* BEST POSITION RW TRIVELA AND FINESSE his passing for cut backs are always open because he beats the fullback or CB 9.5 times out of 10. I almost didn’t do him but on a sniper this guy is a god, I’d say he’s better at RW because if you have a ST with incisive Easy find + inside forward and his reactions nice, makes him unpredictable on the right. been bullying Theo non stop has that mia hamm tackle back jam! 10/10 for me, you have to stop him which leaves your striker open most times.
25.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on C. Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro (93)
OFFICIALLY NOW A BENCH WARMER <Elite 942 SR] Best ST on the game with perfect gameplay in bad gameplay or even a small bit of latency you’re playing without a striker
25.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Gareth Bale (92)
AT LW this guy cannot be replaced I SWEAR TO YOU
25.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Fernando José Torres Sanz (94)
I can confirm this guy IS HIMOTHY AT RW do not play him striker, striker needs incisive wingers don’t need passing play styles anybody can cut back , he’s bale 2.0 he’s ridiculous bully’s Theo for me and has that mia hamm tackle back jamm
25.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Luis Suárez (90)
BRO I SWEAR TO GOD this Suarez has RACOON +
25.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Alexander Sørloth (88)
Bro I’ve been trying to snipe this guy for 10 hours WTF someone list him
25.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Patrick Vieira (90)
I think I’ve commented on this card more than ten times, I don’t know what it is this year but this man is JUICED, maybe it’s because opponents slow down when he’s in midfield or overthink or go the other way, it’s so easy for him to press and win that ball ! Please give me an EVO
24.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Julie Foudy (93)
My queen I will never replace you, play her next to a tall dm on deep lying playmaker she’s actually so good, I hope they keep incisive and intercept for the next promo card she’s the only card I have to constantly buy off the market, she’s just like the Mia hamm of cdms best way to describe it.
24.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Fernando José Torres Sanz (94)
El Niño has in game aura he always has, sniper or architect this guy will be a real problem and will bully almost any CB in game, when this card first came out it was long to play against he’s just got that jam and crazy animations , Henry body type too.
24.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Paul Scholes (89)
CAM playmaker finisher Chem style, trickster silver always makes players faster so if you send him on runs he still makes them especially cause he has small frame and mostly explosive.
23.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on C. Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro (93)
EA COOKED ME SO BAD OH MY GOD I feel sick had to come back to rant , unfortunately this guy will hold bench , just wait till there’s new juiced CB evos he will feel useless with the way the curve is right now, Hence why the EVO version is CLEAR , COOKED on so many levels , time to bench him I’m pissed could’ve bought R9 and had an end game 😡.
23.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Ronaldo Luís Nazário de Lima (90)
Want to know the craziest part , this card will probably go extinct , that evo would be 10-15M on market.
23.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on C. Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro (93)
Copium aside the new evo is clear , EA have done it again, all we have is 5* WF and a dynamic , I must say they got me good. We get mostly lengthy but gold quick step on controlled lengthy will feel like lengthy ; we got cooked, accept it.
23.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Ronaldo Luís Nazário de Lima (94)
Anybody I face with this card I’m quitting the game before kick off, this is the most disgustijg evo I have ever seen I’m so mad I wasted fodder and coins into CR7 this would’ve been my perfect ST omg
23.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Paul Scholes (89)
He’s literally never leaving my team , what’s crazy is he’ll be able to get evolved further in the future , 169 games 273 assists and 55 goals (trivelas) mostly , Do not sleep on this card power curve is going up so much, wouldn’t be surprised if he fits a no max rating evo, like we had prior with back line boss. DO HIM and have fun , you really feel the 99 reactions and 99 composure in game he rarely ever makes a mistake and he has tackle back jam due to 99 reactions.
23.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Kalidou Koulibaly (88)
Alright next good evo this guys going in, his build in game is ridiculous , he intercepts without having intercept like he has it. Besides if you don’t have anticipate plus on both cbs you are at a disadvantage it’s too clutch, he feels rapid too very strong also.
23.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Virgil van Dijk (89)
This guys had CR7 and HENRY in a chokehold for me crazy animations feels so fast for me, but I do have bombito on the LB side for those saying he feels mid, maybe skill issue lol.
22.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Iker Casillas Fernández (93)
Once you know how to use him for 1v1 / loose ball spam triangles he’s second best at that in the game, feels like he has 99 pace. However VDS feels like he has 1000 , even if you double tap triangle with casillas fsr post trivelas still go in , enough power on finesses he lets them in, honestly this guys in for chem, when I have loose coins going back to VDS, cost me last 2 games for Rank 1.
21.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Harry Kane (95)
The things I’d do to have this card on an Anchor
21.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Virgil van Dijk (89)
VVD has the best body type for this evo, he also has broken animations in game he’s also lengthy , and will feel like he has 99 acceleration cause of the 99 sprint , he is the only option, there may be better stat cards but I can assure you, him or Ferdinand are the only choice.
21.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Benjamin Pavard (92)
Best RB in the game had to shift Maicon LB.
21.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Omar Marmoush (95)
lol I’m in elite , in what world does he get in over any 5 5 finesse player, if you don’t understand at this curve your players need 5 5 and finesse + it’s you who’s bad at the game.
21.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Ruud Gullit (93)
Tonight we make love Gullit , I’m waiting.
21.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on C. Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro (93)
Just finished a game in Elite Div 12 3 , he scored 10 goals, ever since using him on target forward he is everywhere , the best part about this card is he has that strange pass animation, it’s like with all top tier cards including R9 Henry 0 passing playstyles but it’s like it’s in the code to favour animation they can’t do wrong. E.g ofc this isn’t the code but it’s almost as if it’s like this <favour_cr7> in every animation whether it’s a 1v1 sprint… 50/50 duels , passing v whoever u play, I can confirm this is now the best ST in the game only because Henry doesn’t have 5 5, COMPLETE SBC!
21.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Omar Marmoush (95)
The problem with FC 25 is all your attackers need finesse, if he had finesse + everyone would be saying this cards a Demi god without finesse you cannot be an elite attacker in this game , all my attack is 5 5 finesse so he’ll be going into Gullit SBC.
21.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Paul Scholes (89)
Dab Evo
21.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Paul Scholes (89)
Elite div current SR 908 so yes he’s the best in the GAME playmaker cam does not need pace long as your other cams or wingers / st have severe pace, use a finisher you won’t get the best out of him using shadow or hunter. Goodbye 👋
21.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Paul Scholes (89)
He is only suited for formations with more than one cam imo , he won’t shine in a 4213 as he has less of the ball it’s a counter formation, although 4231 is a counter formation also he has more link up play to do with other CAMS and ST etc as your cdms stay back only come forward in final third and fullbacks stay back too. Use him this way you won’t regret.
21.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Paul Scholes (89)
I can confirm this is the best CAM on the game , use him in a 4231 both wide cams shadow striker 5 5 , you need a tall striker cr7 sbc make sure they have target forward ++ best for first time through balls they don’t come back on defence. Finisher chemstyle, have him play playmaker ++ , keep dms deep lying build up, this guy is the best CAM on the game, scores technical sprint into trivelas for me for fun, dribbling feels like messi, passing like kdb, it even feels like he has pinged pass + , I’ve used all top tier CAMS he is the best, only thing missing is 5 star WF but 5* skills makes up.
21.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Patrick Vieira (90)
I will make this guy purple once he gets an evo or if we can choose a play style + all I want to give him is incisive base or + and he’s literally end game, this guy doesn’t need skill moves or any weak foot upgrade lol his animations and body type in game certain cards just have aura he’s one of them 6 ft 4 yeah right more like 6 ft 9 IN GAME 9 **** legs I swear, intercept ++. I will wait to manually hold Gullit and Vieira all game at that CDM positions
21.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on C. Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro (93)
Alright on marksman this guys the best ST in the game or at least on par with Henry, he just has insane animations like he feels way stronger than he should, stepovers into open space with him after a pinged pass and he’s a train. 5 5 and his play styles are a JOKE , he’s the best goal scoring ST on the game his attacking AI is also crazy, forces opponents to mark him and opens space for other players too his aura is actually wild can’t believe I completely this for free.
21.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Moïse Bombito (88)
You have to use him as a CB , with gladiator mostly lengthy 95 def awareness 95 stand 92 interceptions, the day I can evo him further I’ll cry. Always the best performing cb in a 2 no matter who I pair next to him , catches literally everyone he’s honestly the most terrifying cb on the game can’t believe they gave him def ++ tracks everything.
14.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Alphonso Davies (95)
Imagine not buying Davies when he was 900k and below.. this card will most definitely get 99 DEF OR 99 PHYS due to maxed pace already , if not full upgrade close to full upgrade also, this is an end game LB. He will get anticipate or bruiser for sure and maybe pinged pass or Ariel as next play styles. Price will reflect MUCH HIGHER. He’s still cheap.
05.03.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Edwin van der Sar (89)
Honestly not sure what everyone’s talking about , he has the best animations in the game , VDS pulls saves that no other keeper in the game can save, if you learn how to use rush out to bait chip shots and manually move him , he’s literally to me the hardest 1v1 keeper to beat he has VVD AURA AT GK, tried Buffon Casillas, VDS saves me at crucial moments way more honestly.
13.02.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on John Stones (89)
The day this guy gets an EVO I’ll cry , he feels like he has every defensive playstyle, that quick step + gold bruiser every recovery he wins that ball so **** much, replaced every top tier cb you can think of even had to shift 93 MALDINI LB.
13.02.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Patrick Vieira (90)
HIS ANIMATIONS ARE NOT NORMAL 6’4 DEMON FEELS 6’9 IN GAME, BEST AURA IN GAME AFTER JAAP STAM
13.02.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Patrick Vieira (90)
THIS GUY IS THE DEFINITION OF A DEMI GOD IN A 4213, TWO CDMS JUST JOCKEY AND SPRINT INTO ANY SPACE HE HAS SEVEN LEGS, I USE TWO CDMS WITH INTERCEPT , BUT HONESTLY THIS GUY IS AVERAGING 12 INTERCEPTS PER GAME ELITE DIV TOP 200 JUST CONTROL HIM UNTIL YOUR BACK LINE IS TESTED. HIS AURA IS **** UNMATCHED PLEASE BRING 90+ EVO’s ALREADY
13.02.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Abdukodir Khusanov (90)
Guy locks Henry Smith anybody you can think is rapid him and stones close down with that quick step literally impossible to speed boost past them, if you manually defend Quick step CB’s are broken, especially with intercept they latch anything.
13.02.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Abdukodir Khusanov (90)
I only comment on players who are true Demi gods on the game , or part of the “Clean Up Gang With The Hoover Crew” So far Maldini at LB Harry Kane on Anchor ST Abdukodir Khusanov is the meaning behind “ Send Him To Daghenstan” and FORGET. QUICK STEP ON CB with his body in game all def play styles, this guy has replaced every CB you can think of for me on the 90 rated EVO. Current partnership Stones <Quick Step Bruiser version and him, Maldini LB <93 Rated> , crazy st juste evo rb <my attacking one> DO HIM! He’s a **** demon Elite Div Top 200.
13.02.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Paolo Maldini (93)
I only comment on players who are pure demons, his best position is to have him LB fullback defend , have two rapid cbs and your RB has to be a demigod I’m using juste with tiki taka long ball and whipped < rb stays fullback balanced> trigger runs In a 4213 he will operate as a third cb with jockey shuts down left side, jockey any lose balls coming in. LB 100000/10 < MOSTLY LENGTHY > CB 9.2/10 only cause missing block, you can only miss block as a cb if you have quick step. AT LB he’s literally “Clean Up Gang With The Hoover”
13.02.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Harry Kane (94)
I WILL SAY IT AGAIN THIS IS THE BEST STRIKER ON THE GAME, AS A LONE STRIKER HE IS A DEMON ON ANCHOR , adapt your game to him.
13.02.25
DontPatchLongBall commented on Harry Kane (94)
334 Games 497 Goals 310 Assists, bear in mind the first maybe 30-50 games was getting used to him. This is the best striker on the game on an anchor , there’s literally not one CB he doesn’t bully. If you have not done this SBC you’re crazy < Elite Div Top 200> Just have rapid wingers with pinged or tiki taka 4213 demon lone striker, left stick with him less R1.
13.02.25