HessenUK

Join Date
23.04.21
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HessenUK commented on Lamine Yamal (97)
He's very deserving of coming second in the Ballon d'Or this year behind Salah. No shame in missing out to someone having the greatest season ever in the toughest league in the world.
05.06.25
HessenUK commented on Musab Al Juwair (94)
Why are they all called Al
05.06.25
HessenUK commented on Musab Al Juwair (94)
He actually looks solid as a CM with a maestro
05.06.25
HessenUK commented on Mike Maignan (96)
My wife says no
05.06.25
HessenUK commented on Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite (97)
Open packs today
05.06.25
HessenUK commented on Gregor Kobel (96)
Controlled is a shame tho
05.06.25
HessenUK commented on Sánchez (95)
Unique bodytypes tend to result in a mix of different animations, sometimes the bodytype really suits the role and the animations come off clean. Like Varane's tackles and interceptions. Sanchez is like Suarez in terms of the animations are notable in attack in terms of running, dribbling and shots.
05.06.25
HessenUK commented on Sánchez (95)
Review after 30 games: He's really good, replaced my TOTS Musiala as shadow striker. Has amazing responsive ball control and dribbling in tight spaces and shots are coming off clean with good animations. The high reactions and composure are really noticeable.
05.06.25
HessenUK commented on Evander da Silva Ferreira (96)
Anything under 99 attack positioning these days and they just stand around like traffic cones or make awful runs into defenders.
05.06.25
HessenUK commented on Martín Zubimendi Ibáñez (95)
That reactions and composure alone along with his bodytype means he's going to be a beast.
05.06.25
HessenUK commented on Jan Oblak (96)
Unique bodytype so will be interesting to see his tackle animations.
05.06.25
HessenUK commented on Rafael da Conceição Leão (97)
Not every thing has to be striker to defender and vice versa.
05.06.25
HessenUK commented on Theo Hernández (87)
Wednesdays always bad
04.06.25
HessenUK commented on Theo Hernández (87)
Still haven't packed him once all game cycle. Literally the only gold I haven't.
04.06.25
HessenUK commented on Patrick Vieira (94)
Can't argue with that tbh
04.06.25
HessenUK commented on Fermín López Marín (91)
He's a perfectly useable card. Why are people so desperate for an evo.
04.06.25
HessenUK commented on Federico Valverde (94)
And tikitaka tbh
04.06.25
HessenUK commented on Rodrigo Bentancur (94)
That's a good cheap beast for casuals or those on a budget to be fair
04.06.25
HessenUK commented on Archie Gray (96)
Anticipate+ and Tikitaka+ are both a must for me on CDMs now in this meta and game build. Can't tackle or pass properly without them.
04.06.25
HessenUK commented on Viktor Gyökeres (96)
Every card he's had in game has started expensive then completely crashed in price a week later. I just don't think he's that meta for people.
04.06.25
HessenUK commented on Luis Suárez (96)
Who would you rather have for two seasons at their peak, Suarez, Kane or Lewa?
04.06.25
HessenUK commented on Stina Blackstenius (97)
Expensive for a card that's not as good as Toney
04.06.25
HessenUK commented on Mohamed Salah (97)
Who's had the better season, him or Yamal?
04.06.25
HessenUK commented on Lamine Yamal (97)
Who's had the better season, him or Salah?
04.06.25
HessenUK commented on Ivan Toney (95)
He's basically Gyokeres but for 20k of fodder.
02.06.25
HessenUK liked Ivan Toney (95)
02.06.25
HessenUK is planning to complete Toney SBC
02.06.25
HessenUK liked Stina Blackstenius (82)
02.06.25
HessenUK commented on Lionel Messi (97)
Why is this cup so sweaty. Have all the casuals just avoided it? I'm div3 and have played 20 games and only got 1 win.
02.06.25
HessenUK commented on C. Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro (97)
Why is this cup so sweaty. Have all the casuals just avoided it? I'm div3 and have played 20 games and only got 1 win.
02.06.25
HessenUK commented on Lionel Messi (97)
Does anyone have a legitimate argument as to why he isn't the best footballer we have ever seen?
02.06.25
HessenUK commented on C. Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro (97)
The attacking AI isn't any different. I agree that Bodytype and animations make a difference in all cards, but probs not 5mill level of difference.
02.06.25
HessenUK commented on Ivan Toney (95)
Very comparable to the Ronaldo TOTS
02.06.25
HessenUK commented on Désiré Doué (97)
He looks a lot like Mbappe
02.06.25
HessenUK commented on C. Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro (97)
Him and Toney on a Hunter are basically the same card. This community is never beating the IQ accusations.
02.06.25
HessenUK commented on Achraf Hakimi (96)
Second best rightback in the world after Trent and we all know it.
02.06.25
HessenUK commented on Ivan Toney (95)
A hawk on Wilson and a Hunter on Toney and they look very similar, even the dribbling stats - it's only bodytype that's really different.
02.06.25
HessenUK commented on Ivan Toney (95)
He looks comparable to Wilson who is a 900k card.
02.06.25
HessenUK commented on Kang In Lee (96)
The Bruno card is literally better than last year. Good useable cards are easily packable and cheap to buy on the market. As well as ease of using evos to have competitive and customisable cards. It's not nearly as bad as everyone is whinging about just because they aren't packing Messi or Ronaldo.
01.06.25
HessenUK commented on Denis Bouanga (94)
4222 - one on F9 and the other on Poacher.
01.06.25
HessenUK commented on Harry Maguire (94)
People don't realise what an absolute wall his bodytype, height and weight combo is.
01.06.25
HessenUK commented on Denis Bouanga (94)
I've used Pele for like 1600 games, but the playstyles have made him fall off a bit. If the same card came out now but was called Jim Smith from the Australian league, he'd be really cheap.
01.06.25
HessenUK commented on Kang In Lee (96)
People seem unhappy if they don't get the top two rarest cards each. The average TOTS price is so low this year because pack weight has clearly been so generous to the masses in general. Cards like Bruno Fernandes were several mill last year and less than 100k this time. It's very clearly been the easiest tots to pack a top quality useable team.
01.06.25
HessenUK commented on Denis Bouanga (94)
I've been looking for a new false 9 with good passing but also low driven so really happy to try him out and see if he replaces my TOTY Pele
01.06.25
HessenUK commented on Kang In Lee (96)
4222 is a better winger-less formation.
01.06.25
HessenUK commented on Kang In Lee (96)
Him or Visca with the +1 upgrade?
01.06.25
HessenUK commented on Kang In Lee (96)
No one is choosing u lil bro
31.05.25
HessenUK commented on Evann Guessand (94)
Same build as Henry
31.05.25
HessenUK commented on Francis de Vries (93)
Same bodytype, height and weight as Dumfries.
31.05.25
HessenUK commented on Lionel Messi (97)
Since he was 19 there hasn't been a single season that Ronnie has been the better player.
31.05.25
HessenUK commented on C. Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro (97)
He's a bit aspy tho init
31.05.25
HessenUK commented on Juan Fernando Quintero (95)
Probably the underrated beast from this promo. Great stats and playstyles.
30.05.25
HessenUK commented on Luis Suárez (96)
Because it's never once been anything to do with real life. It's just a computer game.
30.05.25
HessenUK commented on C. Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro (97)
He is a little weird though. Has it ever been confirmed that he's a bit on the old spectrum?
30.05.25
HessenUK commented on Lionel Messi (97)
Pele was the greatest of his time. But it's only nostalgia that makes people think the first great player will always be the best and can never be surpassed
30.05.25
HessenUK commented on Ricard Puig Martí (95)
Deserved. And I can't wait to get him, been playing with his Evo all year and his bodytype and dribbling is insane in game.
30.05.25
HessenUK commented on Caroline Graham Hansen (96)
Always rated Mmmbop.
30.05.25
HessenUK commented on Trent Alexander-Arnold (94)
Gold digger
30.05.25
HessenUK commented on Jadon Sancho (96)
Good lord I actualy packed one
30.05.25
HessenUK commented on Cole Palmer (97)
I'm convinced most of them just give the controller to their 6 year olds to keep them quiet.
30.05.25
HessenUK commented on Sol Campbell (93)
Him and Pacho have such "block everything" aura
30.05.25
HessenUK commented on Tosin Adarabioyo (96)
Unique bodytype is different to the lean bodytype though. Varane's unique bodytype is what makes his interceptions and tackles really clean. A Tall+Lean bodytype CB won't have the same presence and tackle win rate as tall+average or tall+stocky equivalent player.
30.05.25
HessenUK commented on Tosin Adarabioyo (96)
Stats aren't everything. Bodytype, height, weight, silver playstyles all make such a difference. Lean bodytype on CBs always lack aura compared to Stocky for example
30.05.25
HessenUK commented on De Gea Quintana (94)
I'm still rocking Yashin with no issues. I feel like GKs are all pretty decent and perception isn't reality when people rate them wildly differently.
30.05.25
HessenUK commented on Tosin Adarabioyo (96)
Read what?
29.05.25
HessenUK commented on Marc Guiu Paz (96)
He has better stats and playstyles than 96 Pele. Y'all are tripping.
29.05.25
HessenUK commented on Tosin Adarabioyo (96)
Didn't realise my evo would go up to 98 OVR
29.05.25
HessenUK commented on Cole Palmer (97)
He looks like his parents are cousins.
29.05.25
HessenUK commented on Pedro Lomba Neto (96)
Bodytype is Ronaldinho?!
29.05.25
HessenUK commented on Tosin Adarabioyo (96)
Stats aren't everything, bodytype and animations are super important.
29.05.25
HessenUK commented on Tosin Adarabioyo (96)
Nah. I'd take the huge reaction and composure boost over lengthy vs controlled.
29.05.25
HessenUK commented on Tosin Adarabioyo (96)
Got 99 dribs on mine too. Warra card
29.05.25
HessenUK commented on Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall (96)
Aww was hoping for more roles
29.05.25
HessenUK liked Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall (96)
29.05.25
HessenUK commented on Tosin Adarabioyo (96)
99 dribbling evo finally paying off
29.05.25
HessenUK commented on Alejandro Balde Martínez (94)
If you still use Evo Theo then you dress like a squirrel and nut over anime figurines
29.05.25
HessenUK commented on Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall (96)
One on each is best tbh
29.05.25
HessenUK commented on Alejandro Balde Martínez (94)
Him or TOTS+ Inacio at LB?
29.05.25
HessenUK commented on Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall (96)
Wish he had CAM half-winger tbh. Need a left footer for my 4222
29.05.25
HessenUK commented on Tosin Adarabioyo (96)
Some of the basement dwellers here eat corn the long way.
29.05.25
HessenUK commented on Gonçalo Bernardo Inácio (94)
Better LB than Balde
28.05.25
HessenUK commented on Alejandro Balde Martínez (94)
TOTS Upgrade Moura looks better tbh
28.05.25
HessenUK commented on Pascal Struijk (93)
Absolute underrated beast. He's a top 3 affordable defender in the game even considering icon and hero evos and chains.
28.05.25
HessenUK commented on Cole Palmer (95)
Haircut++
28.05.25
HessenUK commented on Tosin Adarabioyo (96)
They upgrade
28.05.25
HessenUK commented on Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall (96)
+5 surely? But if he's been evo'd he doesn't get +5 on top of the new stats. So it's stat capped based on +5 from his base and new OVR doesn't affect anything.
28.05.25
HessenUK commented on Tosin Adarabioyo (96)
I put him in the 99 dribbling evo for the reactions and composure boosts. Loses lengthy so I hope the trade off is worth it.
28.05.25
HessenUK commented on Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall (96)
Are his upgrades based on OVR or stat caps regardless of OVR?
28.05.25
HessenUK commented on Tosin Adarabioyo (96)
If you don't evo he gets 97 defending. If you evo him to say a 93 OVR with an Evo that doesn't boost defending, does he get 97 defending anyway or is it just a +3 and gets 94 defending?
28.05.25
HessenUK commented on Alejandro Balde Martínez (94)
This community twerking over certain handful of players is what kills the game.
28.05.25
HessenUK commented on João Lucas de Souza Cardoso (92)
Was always worth the gamble tbh
28.05.25
HessenUK commented on Cole Palmer (95)
I hope he gets pinged
28.05.25
HessenUK commented on Alejandro Balde Martínez (94)
If you use an evo Theo, you eat corn the long way.
28.05.25
HessenUK commented on Thierry Henry (93)
Third best player in Prem history
27.05.25
HessenUK commented on Caroline Graham Hansen (96)
Mmbop
27.05.25
HessenUK commented on Caroline Graham Hansen (96)
She's a Graham Cracker
27.05.25
HessenUK commented on Thierno Barry (93)
Everyone twerking for Balde is why this game is dead. There's only like 10 players anyone wants to use. Community causes way more issues than EA does.
27.05.25
HessenUK commented on Tahith Chong (83)
Looks like the root cause for single mothers
27.05.25
HessenUK commented on Lamine Yamal (97)
Is it weird to have a crush on him, I want him to call me daddy.
27.05.25
HessenUK commented on Viktor Gyökeres (96)
I'd let him rim me
27.05.25