HessenUK

Join Date
23.04.21
Comments
1,513
Squads
26
SBC Squads
0
Votes
45
Reviews
0
HessenUK commented on Thierry Henry (98)
That's not great composure for this stage
01.08.25
HessenUK commented on Jobe Bellingham (98)
No dynamic?
01.08.25
HessenUK commented on Jude Bellingham (98)
Am I weird for picking the pack.
01.08.25
HessenUK commented on Virgil van Dijk (99)
Do you think he starts over Futties Maldini?
01.08.25
HessenUK commented on Ferenc Puskás (97)
Underrated option
31.07.25
HessenUK commented on Ronaldo de Assis Moreira (97)
Like walking past a beach in Spain with your sunglasses on and you spot a lady with her top off.
31.07.25
HessenUK commented on Wil Trapp (96)
It's a Trapp!
31.07.25
HessenUK commented on Alexsandro de Souza Ribeiro (96)
His TOTS was the biggest power curve jump all year.
31.07.25
HessenUK commented on Juan Román Riquelme (97)
90 reactions for an icon in August
30.07.25
HessenUK commented on Jarell Quansah (75)
Good luck babe
30.07.25
HessenUK commented on Caoimhin Kelleher (77)
Good luck babe
30.07.25
HessenUK commented on Moeka Minami (79)
Mini me
30.07.25
HessenUK commented on David Ginola (99)
Versatile players don't and shouldn't need a single RRP to be the same as the OVR to justify the card's OVR. 98 in six positions is as valuable as a card with a 99 in one position and 94 in five others.
30.07.25
HessenUK commented on Thierry Henry (92)
This dynamic image is gonna give me ptsd for years
30.07.25
HessenUK commented on Jaap Stam (97)
Him and Maldini with Vieira in front and is the first time in the game I feel I can actually defend properly.
30.07.25
HessenUK commented on Paolo Maldini (98)
Drop VDV
30.07.25
HessenUK commented on Ronaldo de Assis Moreira (95)
Hawk
30.07.25
HessenUK commented on Kylian Mbappé (95)
I wish TOTW was all year round. Just for the dynamics tbh.
30.07.25
HessenUK commented on Chloe Kelly (96)
Cole Palmer with ****
30.07.25
HessenUK commented on Ronaldo Luís Nazário de Lima (95)
Just want to bump the composure tbh
30.07.25
HessenUK commented on Kylian Mbappé (97)
Daddy
30.07.25
HessenUK commented on Ronaldo de Assis Moreira (95)
Rapid+ and Crossroad Evo and he is an endgame level card. Glitches through fullbacks.
30.07.25
HessenUK commented on Archie Gray (96)
Definitely taking note of his bodytype, height, weight for next years game. Really moves ever so well and has good intercept and tackle animations. Doesn't get bullied and is agile and quick.
30.07.25
HessenUK commented on Lionel Messi (97)
Good card for the second best player of his generation.
30.07.25
HessenUK commented on Trinity Rodman (98)
Hotter than Lehmann
30.07.25
HessenUK commented on Hany Mukhtar (97)
Him on a marksman is nuts
30.07.25
HessenUK commented on Hany Mukhtar (96)
Beast mode evo and low driven+ and on a marksman he's as meta as you can get for a striker. The only thing he's missing is a famous name and club.
29.07.25
HessenUK commented on Alex Scott (99)
Her, Kounde, Evo Dumfries, or Thuram?
28.07.25
HessenUK commented on Paolo Maldini (98)
Never got 9 wins in champs before. Rewarded with this chap. I'll be honest, I've never had a CB below 6'4" before so going to be interesting learning curve trying to use him.
28.07.25
HessenUK commented on De Gea Quintana (97)
Bro couldn't save a word document
26.07.25
HessenUK commented on Steven Gerrard (98)
What a card
25.07.25
HessenUK commented on Edson Arantes Nascimento (97)
Daddy
23.07.25
HessenUK commented on Denzel Dumfries (97)
Him or Futties Thuram at RB
23.07.25
HessenUK commented on Ronaldo Luís Nazário de Lima (97)
Daddy
23.07.25
HessenUK commented on Ronaldo Luís Nazário de Lima (97)
Daddy
23.07.25
HessenUK commented on Francisco Román Alarcón Suárez (96)
He's better in game than I expected a CAM. Can pass so well and shoot too.
23.07.25
HessenUK commented on Chloe Kelly (96)
Wifey slay
23.07.25
HessenUK commented on Ronaldo de Assis Moreira (95)
Would you rather have a fidget spinner short and agile type winger, or. 6'2" lengthy winger?
22.07.25
HessenUK commented on Neymar da Silva Santos Jr. (91)
Would you rather have a fidget spinner short and agile type winger, or. 6'2" lengthy winger?
22.07.25
HessenUK commented on Vinícius José de Oliveira Júnior (98)
Would you rather have a fidget spinner short and agile type winger, or. 6'2" lengthy winger?
22.07.25
HessenUK commented on Iago Aspas Juncal (96)
I mean. WW R9 is 2.5m and this card is much more meta and usable.
22.07.25
HessenUK commented on Lilian Thuram (97)
Other players have the same bodytype. Resulting in the same animations. He isn't unique.
22.07.25
HessenUK commented on Jorrel Hato (95)
His bodystyle is the same, the stats are comparable, and he gets full futties chem. what point you trying to make blud
22.07.25
HessenUK commented on Iago Aspas Juncal (96)
People complain when it's the same cards all the time. And complain when it's different cards. People complaining when all the cards look the same with same stats and playstyles. And complain when they are different.
22.07.25
HessenUK commented on Avery Patterson (64)
I hope she gets stuck in the laundry and needs her stepbrothers help.
22.07.25
HessenUK liked Avery Patterson (64)
22.07.25
HessenUK commented on Declan Rice (97)
Community is extra toxic this week. What's going on. So many griddies and mechanic abuse in game. Hateful messages from players after. And nothing but pure hate for EA and the gameplay and content online. Y'all okay lads?
21.07.25
HessenUK commented on Lilian Thuram (97)
There's no secret hidden aura. Animations are purely bodytype, height and weight. Nobody thinks Hato is the same as Thuram but they are. Daft community thinks there's hidden special sauce.
21.07.25
HessenUK commented on Jorrel Hato (95)
Same build bodytype height weight as Thuram yet people won't rate him as the same tier.
21.07.25
HessenUK commented on Vinícius José de Oliveira Júnior (98)
12 of the last 15 released strikers and wingers have finesse+
21.07.25
HessenUK commented on Declan Rice (97)
Him or Thuram?
21.07.25
HessenUK commented on Kylian Mbappé (96)
No low driven. No party.
20.07.25
HessenUK commented on Alphonso Davies (97)
Playstyle obsession is ruining this game. Meta sheep players need to branch out
20.07.25
HessenUK commented on Fabio Cannavaro (96)
Midget
20.07.25
HessenUK commented on Giorgi Mamardashvili (96)
27k for a top 5 CB in the game
20.07.25
HessenUK commented on Theo Hernández (95)
Really solid in game. Whack a sentinel on and he's a bully
20.07.25
HessenUK liked Ronaldo Luís Nazário de Lima (95)
20.07.25
HessenUK commented on Lilian Thuram (97)
Based on what? Aura? Because stats, playstyles, bodytype and height are the only things really at play here.
20.07.25
HessenUK commented on Jaap Stam (97)
If we have a community whip round can we buy them a new hamster for their server.
20.07.25
HessenUK commented on Kylian Mbappé (96)
I'd rather they were down for fixing than up and slow AF
20.07.25
HessenUK commented on Jaap Stam (97)
Learning is fun!
20.07.25
HessenUK liked Thierry Henry (93)
20.07.25
HessenUK commented on Jaap Stam (97)
Servers are always rubbish during futties
20.07.25
HessenUK commented on Patrick Vieira (90)
I did sneak attack, RM roles and choose your adventure. Lost lengthy but insane playstyles and stats
20.07.25
HessenUK commented on Kenny Dalglish (97)
Couldn't pass wind.
20.07.25
HessenUK commented on Kylian Mbappé (96)
Not bad having a choice between him, R9, Henry and Pele. Packweight has gone crazy.
20.07.25
HessenUK commented on Jaap Stam (97)
Fun fact for future games, Schlotterbeck as a CB has the exact same bodytype, height and weight as Stam. So as long as he has a good promo card or Evo, he will feel the same. Unless you believe in "secret special sauce" that certain players have.
20.07.25
HessenUK commented on Vinícius José de Oliveira Júnior (98)
Too many bully defenders, he gets demolished every time.
20.07.25
HessenUK commented on William Saliba (97)
Mama
20.07.25
HessenUK commented on Lilian Thuram (97)
Packed him and got excited but doesn't feel as solid or fast as Evo Dumfries.
20.07.25
HessenUK commented on Caroline Graham Hansen (99)
Man this card is tearing me a new one this weekend. Can't get her off the ball i
20.07.25
HessenUK commented on Ronaldo Luís Nazário de Lima (95)
It's a playstyle sim gameplay. He's great if you can add on all the ones he needs. Otherwise he will get out performed by other options. Cool AF to own and use though.
20.07.25
HessenUK commented on Thierry Henry (93)
Bro dropped faster than my bank account on payday
20.07.25
HessenUK commented on Vinícius José de Oliveira Júnior (98)
Got R9 up front
20.07.25
HessenUK commented on Vinícius José de Oliveira Júnior (98)
84x10 here too. Deciding between him and TOTS Yamal
19.07.25
HessenUK commented on William Saliba (97)
Mama
19.07.25
HessenUK commented on Sam Kerr (95)
If she's a true Scot she'll hate the English.
19.07.25
HessenUK commented on Ronaldo Luís Nazário de Lima (95)
He's a weak kid
19.07.25
HessenUK commented on Riccardo Calafiori (96)
Perhaps you are using the wrong 2 evos. He literally gets 99 dribbling face card stats with the evo.
19.07.25
HessenUK commented on Aurélien Tchouaméni (97)
Basically the same as Thuram but shorter
18.07.25
HessenUK commented on Ronald Koeman (97)
Sorry Ron. Size matters.
18.07.25
HessenUK commented on Riccardo Calafiori (96)
It's +7 in game stats with no OVR increase. It makes pace and dribbling face stats 99 (even if all the stats within that category aren't 99) It's not a massive upgrade but there are limited options for using the free evo and people pay 10x a gold card price for a TOTW with +1s that won't feel any different at all in game.
18.07.25
HessenUK commented on Skelly Alvero (95)
Play him in midfield next to Miyama and it looks like a dogfart video.
17.07.25
HessenUK commented on Aya Miyama (97)
I've honestly been waiting for a deadball plus card since TOTY.
17.07.25
HessenUK commented on Skelly Alvero (95)
Tall af
17.07.25
HessenUK liked Martial (96)
17.07.25
HessenUK commented on Martial (96)
I've got him (free), WW R9 (2mill), TOTY Pele (1mill), and double strike forced Suarez (1mill in evos) to choose from to play up front. And Martial has the best stats, playstyles, and left stick of any of them. Crazy how prices work in this game.
17.07.25
HessenUK commented on Riccardo Calafiori (96)
With both upgrades and an engine he's got 99 pace, shooting, dribbling, with high 90s for vision, short and long pass, and great strength and great playstyles. For a free card and free upgrades that ain't bad at all.
17.07.25
HessenUK commented on Riccardo Calafiori (96)
Yes you can
17.07.25
HessenUK commented on Vítor Machado Ferreira (97)
I've had nothing all futties until rewards and got WW R9. Hang in there and keep hitting the packs.
17.07.25
HessenUK commented on Camille Abily (93)
I see this card more often than I see my kids
17.07.25
HessenUK commented on Ronaldo Luís Nazário de Lima (95)
First time having him in any FUT. can't believe it!
17.07.25
HessenUK commented on Vítor Machado Ferreira (97)
Trump fixed coke!
17.07.25
HessenUK commented on Vítor Machado Ferreira (97)
I mean. I'm having fun just playing the game. Getting promoted again in rivals after season reset, champs quals, rush objectives, even squad battles mixes it up a bit and try out new players and formations.
16.07.25
HessenUK commented on Vítor Machado Ferreira (97)
Having fun
16.07.25
HessenUK commented on Vítor Machado Ferreira (97)
FC26 is worth it. But let's face it, 27 they might as well skip as everyone will be on GTA
16.07.25
HessenUK commented on Vivianne Miedema (96)
Martial
16.07.25
HessenUK commented on Linda Caicedo (96)
I wish she was stuck in the laundry machine and I was herstep brother.
15.07.25
HessenUK commented on Camille Abily (98)
Would not smash.
15.07.25
HessenUK commented on Lotta Schelin (98)
Div4 is sweatier than a Geordie in a maths test
14.07.25