Jagermeisister

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19.02.20
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Jagermeisister commented on Ferenc Puskás (97)
He's mid
03.08.25
Jagermeisister commented on Agnes Beever-Jones (98)
She's garbage
29.07.25
Jagermeisister commented on Jamal Musiala (98)
Tots messi clear tbh
28.07.25
Jagermeisister liked Pedro González López (97)
27.07.25
Jagermeisister commented on Lotta Schelin (98)
Partey made your sister cry
14.07.25
Jagermeisister commented on Lotta Schelin (98)
That's the friend that recommended her guys
14.07.25
Jagermeisister commented on Lotta Schelin (98)
Sorry to comment again - 4 games - 13 goals - 6 assists
14.07.25
Jagermeisister commented on Lotta Schelin (98)
When will she get upgraded?
14.07.25
Jagermeisister commented on Lotta Schelin (98)
Friend recommended her to me - yh she's cracked - feels like butra on a physical steroid with an engine
14.07.25
Jagermeisister commented on Viktor Gyökeres (96)
Now that it's about to be announced (him coming to the biggest team in London) I'm dropping my futties pele to play this legend up front for the rest of fifa - he isn't going anywhere - just need to know what 5th play style to put on him - was thinking technical so I can dribble better but could also put a passing play style - what do u guys think?
14.07.25
Jagermeisister commented on Micky van de Ven (97)
He's mid. He can tackle sure, but he feels like 90 pace, quick step makes him feel clumsy, and most importantly he can't pass at all. Liability. Pacho clears
12.07.25
Jagermeisister commented on Micky van de Ven (97)
I completely agree - he's **** mid man - Pacho next to him and pacho clears by a mile. Feels like 80 pace and he's clumsy and he can't pass for ****
12.07.25
Jagermeisister commented on Leonardo Spinazzola (97)
I can tell you with my chest that he's unreal. A hidden gem. Nothing escapes his grasp. Nothing.
12.07.25
Jagermeisister commented on Nadine Angerer (97)
Swapped her in for vicario - she's solid (I packed her for free and wanted my 200k back from vicario) - yeah goalkeepers are ass on this game anyway but she does her job where she can - WAY better than Allison btw - the shots that man lets in are rage inducing af.
12.07.25
Jagermeisister commented on Marie Katoto (97)
She's mid - way better strikers out there tbh
11.07.25
Jagermeisister commented on Francisca Ramos Nazareth Sousa (92)
She's ass - dribbling feels like 87 not 99
10.07.25
Jagermeisister commented on Eric Dier (96)
The king. Idk what it is. He has hidden stats. Feels like 99 strength and he's one of like 3 cards that ACTUALLY has 99 shooting. Bro does not **** miss. He's a little clunky but play him with silky boys around him and use him as the final ball and you will love him. Like I said, hidden stats. He feels like 99 pace with lengthy and 99 strength. Put an engine on him. He's my goat and I have used everyone. Div 1 pushing onto elite btw.
09.07.25
Jagermeisister commented on Cascarino (97)
When she's on the ball I feel like anything is possible - sick card man
02.07.25
Jagermeisister commented on Eric Dier (96)
Ok he has aura? Bro shoots with 99 shot power - turns like a truck but don't use him for that. But yeah he makes scoring easy
28.06.25
Jagermeisister commented on Gregor Kobel (96)
Retegui is clear
22.06.25
Jagermeisister disliked Sávio Moreira de Oliveira (96)
14.06.25
Jagermeisister commented on Kyle Hudlin (93)
Where does he get 99 strength from?
12.06.25
Jagermeisister commented on Melchie Dumornay (95)
She's unreal man - attacking a.i on poacher ++ is outrageous
11.06.25
Jagermeisister commented on Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite (97)
She's so good man omds
11.06.25
Jagermeisister commented on Chris Führich (79)
He got a +2 to his defending and shooting - huge dub
17.03.23
Jagermeisister commented on Chris Führich (79)
I’m holding onto him simply because I use him and he’s the white kante of old who can pass a ball. He’s cracked and he’s about to get better and if inter draw anyone other than Real Madrid then he’s getting another upgrade.
16.03.23
Jagermeisister commented on Sébastien Haller (79)
He’s awful - turns like a truck. Stats are all a LIE except pace
15.03.23
Jagermeisister commented on Chris Führich (79)
Suiii
14.03.23
Jagermeisister commented on Chris Führich (79)
Div 10 watch
10.03.23
Jagermeisister commented on David Zalazar (67)
Was getting destroyed by a guy called kenny. Came here to search who he was. Damn this guy is a monster
23.02.23
Jagermeisister commented on Luca Mazzitelli (73)
Bro literally went ‘I don’t see the hype behind this card’ and then proceeded to list all the reasons why he has hype
21.02.23
Jagermeisister commented on João Pedro Gonçalves Neves (79)
Title is more important agreed
19.02.23
Jagermeisister commented on Rein Van Helden (69)
He’s really just an average card. I packed him in an 80+ player pick and I was so happy but he’s really meh. He’s sticky and silky but his physical stats are a bit fraudulent and he’s really small and compared to pogba he has no actual presence which makes him feel invisible on the pitch. I’m in div 1 and everyone there plays like there’s a gun to their mothers head so it’s difficult to judge because everyone I have feels like **** when you’re back is pressed against the wall. He’s defo not worth 1.3m imo. But he’s not a bad card. If I paid 1.3m for him I’d sell him after a few games
18.02.23
Jagermeisister commented on Júlia Aguado Férnandez (68)
2* weak foot - bro wanks with one hand and kicks with one leg
15.02.23
Jagermeisister commented on Bakhtiyor Zainutdinov (69)
Bro has 91 defensive awareness and 80 reactions. He’ll read the danger and do something about it in fifa 24
14.02.23
Jagermeisister commented on Jackson Yueill (69)
Tell me you’re autistic without telling me you’re autistic
14.02.23
Jagermeisister commented on Daniel García Carrillo (76)
Him
12.02.23
Jagermeisister commented on Samantha van Diemen (69)
As a Brit i must say I hated that I smiled at this
12.02.23
Jagermeisister commented on Mirari Uria Gabilondo (71)
Engine to boost that balance - really noticeable in game. Shooting is rly good tho
10.02.23
Jagermeisister commented on Ruben van Bommel (69)
Stick an anchor on him and he has 99 strength, stamina and jumping. An absolute unit. He is goated at LCB in a 3 back formation. I’m hoping his brother gets released so I can put this man in CM but I don’t think his brother is getting one.
09.02.23
Jagermeisister commented on Ruben van Bommel (69)
I take back what I said. In a 3 back this man is so good
09.02.23
Jagermeisister commented on Mirari Uria Gabilondo (71)
Timber link has been the biggest breath of fresh air for my life on this game. So much fun trying to fit timber and this beast (gakpo) into my team. Looking at new players and moving them around.
09.02.23
Jagermeisister commented on Semih Kılıçsoy (72)
He is **** dogshit on my life this man couldn’t save me from a puddle
09.02.23
Jagermeisister commented on Ruben van Bommel (69)
He doesn’t know what he’s doing in midfield - he’s not good enough to be cb. I’ve found his sweet spot to be LB with anchor tbh. That’s his only useable position div 1 onwards.
09.02.23
Jagermeisister commented on Ruben van Bommel (69)
Facts - I’m happy with easier friendlies
09.02.23
Jagermeisister commented on Ruben van Bommel (69)
He’s meh tbh
09.02.23
Jagermeisister commented on Antonín Kinský (72)
Cam with hunter omg he’s so silky and lethal. Div 1 player x
05.02.23
Jagermeisister commented on Antonín Kinský (72)
Huge dub for an extremely underrated baller
03.02.23
Jagermeisister commented on Jonjoe Kenny (72)
How the **** have you reached level 30 in 2 days
03.02.23
Jagermeisister commented on Wahbi Khazri (72)
How are people linking him without heroes?
02.02.23
Jagermeisister commented on Wahbi Khazri (72)
How are people linking him without heroes?
02.02.23
Jagermeisister commented on Merih Demiral (76)
Because the word friend in friendlies upsets a lot of people
31.01.23
Jagermeisister commented on Tomás Avilés (70)
Toty honourable mentions koulibaly
29.01.23
Jagermeisister commented on Carlos Arboleda (70)
Unlinkable dub
27.01.23
Jagermeisister commented on Harry Darling (71)
Yh I agree he has the pace to run down the line past any defender. So difficult to defend against him when I use him down the flanks
27.01.23
Jagermeisister commented on Iván Alejo Peralta (70)
Yes
25.01.23
Jagermeisister commented on Iván Alejo Peralta (70)
Anchor
25.01.23
Jagermeisister commented on Iván Alejo Peralta (70)
Bennacer RTTK
25.01.23
Jagermeisister commented on Iván Alejo Peralta (70)
Obviously pogba alone didn’t carry me to elite but his presence gives me confidence to do things with the ball I wouldn’t normally try to do. No panic passing. No quick lazy through balls. I play better because he makes me a better player.
25.01.23
Jagermeisister commented on Iván Alejo Peralta (70)
2 and a half weeks - I’m struggling to get one win in div 1. I complete pogba 3 hours ago. 12 game win streak and I’m comfortably in elite. Coincidence? I think NOT. Absolute beast on anchor for me
25.01.23
Jagermeisister commented on Young Kyu Ahn (70)
Tell me you know ball without telling me you know ball
23.01.23
Jagermeisister commented on Young Kyu Ahn (70)
This whole game is run by a.I you **** idiot. You think those traits don’t effect the way a player feels when they dribble? Div 10 **** shitting on genuine honest reviews that help the community as per usual.
23.01.23
Jagermeisister commented on Carel Eiting (72)
He’s much better than neymar if you’re not much of a skiller
23.01.23
Jagermeisister commented on Carel Eiting (72)
Best winger I’ve used in the game so far. Catalyst on him and he’ll out pace/out dribble/ assist till you get bored
23.01.23
Jagermeisister commented on Gökhan Akkan (70)
He does his job tbh. Rarely misplaced a pass for me but he’s not anything special. For a free card he’s honestly so decent
23.01.23
Jagermeisister commented on Young Kyu Ahn (70)
After 40 games I can say this - he’s so average. All he has is pace. Without technical dribbler trait or speed dribbler trait you’ll find that he’s just really average when he isn’t sprinting. He turns like a truck if you’re not holding the right bumper and yh. I did his loan and played a bunch of friendlies against my friends who all have meta defenders and he rarely impressed. His pace is BLISTERING but yh for 600k+ worth of fodder, they’ll bring out a better card easily. He’s not bad but he’s not OMG impressive. Just my opinion tbh. I’m in elite and I see jarzinho al-owiran smolarek all the time. He doesn’t come close to those guys. That’s just fact.
23.01.23
Jagermeisister commented on Gökhan Akkan (70)
Yh he’s decent
22.01.23
Jagermeisister commented on Gökhan Akkan (70)
Shutup you **** nonce
22.01.23
Jagermeisister commented on Gökhan Akkan (70)
Before I **** myself for completing this 6 hour grind, you should know he’s worth it. Okay bye
22.01.23
Jagermeisister commented on Gökhan Akkan (70)
Any position that has the word MIDFIELDER in it counts i.e rightMIDFIELDER or leftMIDFIELDER.
21.01.23
Jagermeisister commented on Gökhan Akkan (70)
Put the RW as a RM and it counts
21.01.23
Jagermeisister commented on Ramón Ábila (70)
Facts
20.01.23
Jagermeisister commented on Luca Mazzitelli (73)
110 games played 62 goals 48 assists. He’s good but not quite carling. Jammy in box. Silky on ball, slow off ball. If you like passing around for slowish build up play then this is your guy. If you’re tryna lob through ball pace merchant your way to the opposition goal then don’t buy him. He’s so much slower then 87 pace suggests and no chem style helps. He’s weak Af. Defenders touch him and slurp the ball up away from him. He gets fouled easily which is why he’s a demon in the box. Can’t touch him once he’s inside the box. 8/10. Worth 150-200k MAX atm. Don’t pay more. Wait till he drops.
20.01.23
Jagermeisister commented on Luca Mazzitelli (73)
This guy after that update is UNREAL. Acceleration, dribbling and now he has decent strength. Idk what happened and idk why he’s dropping so much (his totw won’t be this good). He’ll bounce back. This guy will be useable for the next 2 months easily. He fucks with defending a.i so much man. Too silky
18.01.23