Knaussenheimer

wilkommen tom

he was already at bayern. signed in january 2024, did fuckall, got loaned out this past season

no way ea just themed an evo around this guy and called him serbian 😭

aged like milk

its me, i'm the one who prefers anticipate+

glad i took him from some random player pick months ago 😂

he is, but i'm happy psg got humbled

4-1 is insanity

you can find somone attractive without obnoxiously and rapily proclaiming you wanna steam ham with her

tbh the way they've been doing xp you can probably have it by tomorrow

correct me if i'm wrong, but when that handball was adjudged to be a free kick and not a penalty, should it not also have been a red card? it denied an obvious goalscoring opportunity and since it wasn't a penalty there was no double jeopardy on it

he didn't injure higuain, clearly he knows how to tackle without snapping his opponent in half, unlike donnarumma

wish that headkick ended his tournament

**** psychopath. hope its you next. although you are probably 12, spend all day watching tiktok and have no idea how to value human life, so you will never be driving a car anyway

no ****, hence why its dumb af to buy for 350 and think you can sell for 500k

she gonna be upgraded by day's end 😂

you have a single digit iq

not the right guy but if it was that would be a horrible joke

literally any other way that doesn't involve benefitting from someone's death? its july ffs who cares about coins

they never do that when players ****, they remove them from packs but don't delete cards from people's clubs. that would be an insult to the memories.

hol up is that a transfer card 😮

she scores direct free kicks for bayern and they give her 70 fka 😭

i think there's less than like 20 women from portugal in the game so its a really small pool to pick from. wouldn't be surprised if after team two and all the sbcs/objectives they have none

i'd be lying if i said i knew a lot about women's international football but i don't think i'd back denmark to win the euros, they are ranked seventh ranked among european teams on the coca-cola rankings (not that those mean much) so i would expect her to get an upgrade or two but i doubt she'll reach 99

our captain, our queen

nobody thought he would be the next pele except himself

3 ps+ in july 😭

yeah i'm sure the yellow was part of the reason but i still would've risked keeping him on. thats like a once in 8 billion lifetimes opportunity

subbing a guy with two goals in his first champions league final appearance and robbing him of the chance to score a hat trick should be illegal

at doue's age, messi didin't have any ballon d'ors either

why does he have a different kit?

his first IF for bayern in fifa 15 was my favourite card in ultimate team history, different times 🥹😔

WE'VE GOT MULLIN SUPER PAUL MULLIN I JUST DON'T THINK YOU'D UNDERSTAND HE PLAYS IN RED AND WHITE HE'S F***ING DYNAMITE WE'VE GOT SUPER PAUL MULLIN

its not the price, its the principle

starring role in her own 🌽 flick

how does a team bouncing between 8th and 10th keep getting player of the month awards?

it was a girl but yeah, he should be in jail

when tf did he join villareal

two ucls and a world cup too

75000 goalkeepers in the game and they give one of them two speical cards, okay

so glad i waited until yesterday to choose between him and szobo. olmost took an L there

could've been a CAM guerrero if the rest of the team weren't fingering their own assholes 😭

99 handling

two special cards (three with futties on fc 24), zero appearances for bayern 😭

How you doin' tictac?

thanks ea for waiting until he left bayern to finally give him a banging card, was here 2.5 seasons and the best we got was the world tour one

i believe this was for a women's international match so no dynamic pic

they do update price ranges on extinct players but they take a very long time to do it, usually like three weeks after something is a problem, they will try to solve it

HE PLAYS IN RED AND WHITE, HE'S F**KING DYNAMITE

fr, tah didnt exactly have a lot to do with leverkusen having the ball the whole game, it was bayern's CBs who weathered the storm, as unusual as that is to say

Go ahead then

well he does have experience with that sort of thing

should be goretzka over sane, the hoffenheim game was last wednesday and i think they will be more focussed on the weekend game

who tf voted for this ****

he has a really high wage and no other club would give him anywhere close to that

i don't recall him ever having a special card

reminds me of otw gabriel jesus getting released in winter of 2017 or 18 before he had a base card in the game

he's a pro player. he gets paid to play a game that we all pay to play. we can bash him all we want, just like a pro at any other sport or e-sport

hello darkness my old friend

totw2 had harder and olise. gwinn's IF has nothing to do with musiala's exclusion. he might be on trailblazers team 2

he had a totw and a total rush card pretty recently so they will probably wait a bit

thats just how totw upgrades work

pretty sure he won't. they aren't boosting an 85 to 90 for a totw in the third week of the game, jut not how it works, whether he scored 4 or 40 they don't give boosts that big for totw

this may surprise you, but a forward scoring one goal in a game they lose is not enough for an IF

rapinoe about to be the most unselected red pick of all time

kimmich did it back in like 2020

no bias in that sentence whatsoever

canada lacks experience too. only the second world cup in the nation's history and the first was so long ago there was only one player who was even alive for it

it says "Bayern Leverkusen" beside his name

Coman was without a doubt the strongest winger for bayern lats season, not the weakest. And Judas Sule signed a pre-contract with dortmund before the season ended so he didn't leave with the arrival of de ligt making him think he'd get less minutes, he also didn't have a very good season. dreadful takes

during a normal week probably but i think they are doing a showdown series thing for silver stars this week. he could and should be in the main totw though

He does, a goal and an assist from an attacking silver usually isn't enough but under the cir***stances and with a generally weak TOTW i think he'll get in

Canada just won 4-0 to qualify for our first World Cup in 36 years. EA Sports is headquartered in Canada, they are 10000000000000000% forcing a Canadian into this TOTW. Tajon Buchanan would be my guess, I hope its a hero card

Canada just won 4-0 to qualify for our first World Cup in 36 years. EA Sports is headquartered in Canada, they are 10000000000000000% forcing a Canadian into this TOTW. Tayshon Buchanan would be my guess

thats a hero card not a otw

as a bayern fan i really hope neuer doesn't get in, which is a strange thing to say, especially since he made some really important saves hat led to that win. an if this week means he probably won't get a record breaker in the near future. if bayern wins the next game he plays in (which won't be this week because he just had surgery) he will become the player with the most all time BuLi wins after tying kahn's record

82 base gets 84 IF

its team of the week not team of the two weeks, if everyone who scored one goal in back to back games got an IF, there would be hundreds of people in the TOTW

Ucl games don't count for TOTW so Okafor's brace there won't get him in.