Kopitemonkeypaw

Join Date
26.11.21
Comments
110
Squads
1
SBC Squads
0
Votes
2
Reviews
0
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Rasmus Kristensen (92)
Sorry, when I see a danish flag I loose interest immediately. Have you not heard them talk?
13.05.25
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Anssumane Fati (93)
Let's go
23.04.25
Kopitemonkeypaw liked Anssumane Fati (93)
23.04.25
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Alonso Mendoza (90)
Idiots, he is a CB
17.04.25
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on César Azpilicueta Tanco (90)
Stop complaining our are still ****
15.04.25
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Franco Baresi (94)
You fuckers are still **** no matter what CB you use, stop talking like you are Anders lol
14.04.25
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Ryan Gravenberch (94)
**** noob chasing a **** dynamic **** ****
13.04.25
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Thierry Henry (92)
9 out of 10 rats can't even skill, they'll do an elastico in midfield without any purpose just to show they can do it.
06.04.25
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Pavel Nedved (94)
Rats want web CBs with 99 shooting or else they'll say "88 shooting in April **** EAids. Funny this is you are still stuck in div 3 with your hyper meta rat squads
06.04.25
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Pavel Nedved (94)
Ea could give you the best cards for free. You would still loose against my gold squad
05.04.25
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Catarina Cantanhede Macario (92)
You will still loose vs my gold team
04.04.25
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Virgil van Dijk (92)
You are still **** I I still beat you with a full gold squad, ratgirl
02.04.25
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Sergej Milinkovic-Savic (90)
You will still get owned with or without Gullit
01.04.25
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Gerd Müller (94)
What an oversensitive gen z rat
28.03.25
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Gleison Bremer Silva Nascimento (90)
Braindead 8year old detected.
26.03.25
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Gleison Bremer Silva Nascimento (90)
Well said brother but don't expect much from all these self-proclaimed pros at div 3. They are just NPcs at best anyways.
23.03.25
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Lotte Wubben-Moy (89)
Idiot get a grip in life
18.03.25
Kopitemonkeypaw liked Gleison Bremer Silva Nascimento (90)
18.03.25
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Renato Júnior Luz Sanches (91)
You are still ****, with or without playstyles
13.03.25
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Ethan Mbappé (90)
That's what you are, you are 100% broke irl
13.03.25
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Marcus Thuram (92)
He is only good when making a good first touch with right stick past opponents CBs and turns well at high speed but if you play to keep the ball you are basically one man short I opponent knows how to press. He misses clear chances too easy.
09.03.25
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Ledley King (91)
Incredible. Ratboys cry if players are too expensive but also if they are too cheap.
09.03.25
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Alex Scott (90)
Evolved McManaman still clear
08.03.25
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Alex Scott (90)
Porro WW is mid at best
08.03.25
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Marcus Thuram (92)
I play meta rats in champs with TOTY Mbappes and all meta cards and they are still ****. Yet they are here saying all cards are ****
08.03.25
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Fridolina Rolfö (91)
You **** slave, keep working like that's slave you are
07.03.25
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Keira Walsh (95)
If this card isn't good enough for you means you are **** at playing this game
04.03.25
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Jule Brand (90)
Most of these kids aren't even good.
03.03.25
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Jaap Stam (89)
Yep, all the time. When you control the game and dominate passing and possession but don't score the algorithm kicks in for your opponent
01.03.25
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Victor Boniface (88)
Man you sound suicidal... most creators out there are in heir 30s
25.02.25
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Victor Boniface (88)
What a sad ****. It's the same as saying; "I don't enjoy life except for when I buy things at the mall"
25.02.25
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Damaris Berta Egurrola Wienke (92)
Funny thing is that all of these meta rats all play in div 2 at best. They want 99 pace and 5*/*5 on every card but can't even do a **** elastico in 20 games. Zero brain and the reason EA format the cards the way they do.
23.02.25
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Philip Billing (92)
Danish players are pure dogshit
23.02.25
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Donyell Malen (93)
**** your other real hard fathersucker
23.02.25
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Mohamed Salah (96)
Look at stats before commenting fool
20.02.25
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Fridolina Rolfö (89)
Yea love her, her 89 CM cards never disappoint
20.02.25
Kopitemonkeypaw created 5back squad
13.02.25
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Bradley Barcola (92)
A **** nobody got a 92 rated card from nowhere.
12.02.25
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Croix Bethune (89)
Bro what you want is a new Mbappe card every weekend that you can't afford anyway so that those who can afford it can **** your even harder next WL
11.02.25
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Conor Bradley (90)
Nah bro
11.02.25
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Conor Bradley (90)
Porro Winter is ass
11.02.25
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Conor Bradley (90)
Nah Mcmannaman has better positioning and overall better AI, also kind of sticky. But Bradley is faster and stronger but gets caught out of position more often
11.02.25
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Christopher Olivares (78)
baller
07.01.24
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Alessio Vita (69)
I have used WW Varane, Cent Kimbempe, WW Tomori and most meta defenders. All I have to say is that this card and Lucio's card are the best. This card obliterates Haalands Toty, bullies him completely.
19.02.23
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Giacomo Vrioni (69)
shut the **** up you worthless piece of walking meat. assuming you can walk ****.
19.02.23
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Jairo Vélez (69)
**** off you fat pig. suck your mum
17.02.23
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Lewis Ferguson (79)
yooooooooo
17.02.23
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Abdukodir Khusanov (72)
**** card for a good price
03.02.23
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Maël de Gevigney (66)
get **** twice by a child molester
02.02.23
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on FIFA 23 FLASHBACK JORGINHO PLAYER REVIEW - COP OR FLOP? article
Ultimate flop IRL and in-game.
02.02.23
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Wahbi Khazri (72)
exactly what he meant....
02.02.23
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Wahbi Khazri (72)
Any zombie using constant press is my enemy. Any zombie rushing for a kick-off goal is my enemy.
02.02.23
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Daniel García Carrillo (76)
Overhyped player since day one. Still complete garbage url. surprise surprise, shitty card too. A fodderkiller.
01.02.23
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Merih Demiral (76)
hahahahhaa
01.02.23
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Gastón Ávila (70)
Auzio is worng way too often. Does not test all cards he claims to.
28.01.23
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Paula Vizoso Prieto (67)
to all of you zombie-brained f-ups who only want EA to drop full meta rat cards of french players with 5*5wf, 99 dribbling, 99 speed and 99 defending no matter the position for the price of no more than 60k.... smh. At least try the fking guy. He is fine in div 1. He is no more useless than you are if you don't know how to play the fking game.... zZZ
29.12.22
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Mateus Gonçalo Espanha Fernandes (74)
woke fking millennials don't get this. They think human history started year 2000.
05.12.22
Kopitemonkeypaw commented on Valère Germain (72)
ofc he is bro. rats never even complain about injustice or anything that's wrong. They just rat their mindless way through it.
29.11.22