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Bringing up the GOAT under a card that has nothing to do with him = stage one of descent into the darwizzyverse

Dacht dat ie naar Ajax ging?

20 celebrations for a rebound pen fck outta here 😭🙏

Even Van Gogh had his off days don't worry

**** hell I'm glad I uninstalled

My dearest Darwizzy, I am at a loss for words as I try to express the depth of my love for you. Your presence in my life is like a dream come true, a feeling that transcends language. Every moment with you is a treasure, your smile is a radiant ray of sunshine that brightens my day, and your laughter is a melodious symphony that fills my soul. Your eyes are reservoirs of love that draw me deeper into the ocean of your connection. Darwizzy, my love, you are the poetry that makes my heart sing, the music that fills my life with beauty and meaning. I am forever yours my glorious man-bunned king.

Yeah probably, still can't stand them tho

Barca fans pretending to not be salty is so fcking funny lmao, 2 days ago they were hyping him up and saying they love him but now they suddenly 'don't need him' and are racially abusing him. Shoesize iq fake cringe fanbase, same as real madrid

Just uninstalled, game just got really bland and draining for me in the last few weeks. TOTS was boring and disappointing and Shapeshifters is not turning out to be much better. So sad what this game has turned into with for example the paid evo's for sbc's, I mean we all know that EA are greedy and incompetent but they just keep sinking further and further. I have made so many fun memories with this game, but for the past few weeks this game has just been a frustrating waste of my free time. Hope futties will be a bit more enjoyable for all of you tho, and wish you all a nice summer break :)

I love pills and Perissettt

Virgil van Deinstitutionalization

+5 rating for it being Darwinho

Tom Beugelsdijk clear

Common Darwizzy fan W

Ye that will absolutely **** this card I think

My dearest Darwizzy, I am at a loss for words as I try to express the depth of my love for you. Your presence in my life is like a dream come true, a feeling that transcends language. Every moment with you is a treasure, your smile is a radiant ray of sunshine that brightens my day, and your laughter is a melodious symphony that fills my soul. Your eyes are reservoirs of love that draw me deeper into the ocean of your connection. Darwizzy, my love, you are the poetry that makes my heart sing, the music that fills my life with beauty and meaning. I am forever yours my glorious man-bunned king.

Can't even attack from the left to escape him now

Raight bachgg lichge am Trant

Quick reminder that EA had ONE ENTIRE YEAR to fix these slow clunky irresponsive frustrating stuttery **** menus and they just didn't

57 defensive awareness in the big month of december is egregious

Every time I've played against this card he has been fcking dreadful, he has the reflexes of a 120 year old grandma the reach of a toddler and the 4-6 games I've played against him he has made about 3 combined saves for my opponent. Just want to get that out there for anyone who's thinking about buying him

Give him a special man I literally forgot he's even in the game

Pains me to say it but for the price this card is lowkey underwhelming...

There is no such thing as 'too much tattoos'

In the spot and I came with the felons

Yo how do I get the tots upgrade evo

Higher chance of winning the lottery 5 times than packing one special card out of a 82x20

Currently taking a 2012 Messi level of sh1t

Van tsunsere

'Ronaldo please let me touch you' freaky ahh

Fr, some people act like they won't be able to feed their family when EA releases one bad sbc

'No trivela+ is crazy' like you mfs wouldn't be going 'trivela+ LLLLLLL' if he did have it lmao

The takes you see on this app bro 😭

Mooie naam

And so it begins

94 Nainggolan gang card for 10k 1 day before ultimate tots and you mfs still complain lmao

Why tf is Ruben Neves starting over him

How are they 'forcing these ho3s down our throat' exactly? Literally no one is forcing you to use or care for women's cards. 95% of players don't care about leagues like MLS and Conmebol yet you pack about 200 cards from them per week, on top of a whole lot of fodder cards from top 5 leagues no one is gonna use as well. Yet no one ever btches about wanting them removed. I'm so fcking tired of seeing all these complaints from phonk listening skullface edit watching virgins about how it isn't realistic and shi when it's clear you just don't like seeing women in your videogame

Dear Electronic Arts Games why is this fcking cvnt allowed so suplex my winger to east mongolia without it being a foul?

I swear sometimes it is genuinely sad how obvious it is that a lot of you just do not talk to any girls besides your mom, I'm gonna get disliked and get called a snowflake but I just know it's true lmao

Nitrous oxslide tackle +

89x7 best pull :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

What's over

laliga/liga f tots player pick

FROM FCKING SQUAD BATTLES REWARDS

That makes sense, didn't think rarity and name alone would crank the expensiveness up that much tho damn. Thx for explaining

Football fans try to praise a player without shitting on another player challenge (impossible)

In my humble opinion the real MOTM yesterday, and maybe even the best player in the world rn

Not gonna lie SillyVitinha might have been onto something this whole time

I have a question I'm probably gonna get called stupid for, but I've been wondering: If you compare this card to for example 96 Nicolas Jackson they have similar playstyles, they are both 5 star 5 star and Jackson even has better face stats. Then why is this card extinct at 15 mil and is Jackson 'only' 700k?? Why is R9 that much better in game?

SillyVitinha over the moon rn

Yess another Theo evo!!!! I love playing Theo Hernandez in the left back position of my team while watching furry inflation corn on my other screen while riding my dragon dild0 while my parents argue in the background yippeeee I love Theo Hernandez!!!!

**** detonate ik zo'n c4 ahhh man nu ga ik echt

Bro Man Utd just lost to **** ASEAN all stars and you are trying to say Sancho is below United's level?? **** outta here

Would be cool if you could choose which 2 of the 3 playstyles you want but thats a good idea and they don't do that at EA

Was lowkey rooting for Betis but this card is gonna be sooooo cracked (when they upgrade it in about 2 weeks cause it's EA)

Do these mfs even know it's a final or what, it's like every Chelsea player is playing on energy saving mode

Where's my Balde 😡😡 EA hates Barca...

Still Marksman over Finisher right?

Why everyone in rivals suddenly playing like their mom is on the line

You mfs could win 10 million in the lottery and you would probably still complain, this card is great and Balde will get a card later this week. We all already know EA are money hungry cocksuckers so let's at least make the community a bit more bearable than it is now.

Damn I played like 10 games with her without even noticing she got a 3rd playstyle lmao

Nvm I am stupid

Wait wtf when did she get Low Driven+?

Bit dramatic

Why take trickster+ away tho :(

Only a 91???? Ea racist against greeks confirmed

How tf is this card still so expensive lmao

I don't work there bro don't look at me

Guys if you ever feel like a worthless piece of **** just remember that there are people that spend several hours per day ragebaiting people on futbin, so chin up kings

Maybe because these players deserved to get a tots 🤯

Most boring final I have ever seen in my entire life but really happy for Son

How ass this card may be I'd still much rather see players like this get a tots instead of meta players that didn't do **** all season

Is there an evo coming up??

Good concept, bad execution

En Milo **** heeft net nog iemands nicht gewipt

Happy retirement legend <3 unsung hero of Ajax's 2018/19 UCL run

That card was a massive fraud

Hitting the flightreacts tongue emote

Give one to his brother while ur at it FORZA NEC

Been rlly good for me so far thanks bro

Gabby's grace + Silver mirage on him is the most fun I've had with a card in a long time

Nvm I just got 96 Davies hihihi :3

Suck my balls with this pack weight

Anyone got a good icon GK recommendation under 200K?

That card was different

**** this guy bruh every time I play against him he turns into the score hero goalkeeper