SlapMyLoftusCheek

**** off you bitchy little **** mug

100% agree, for example Ronaldo Lw 99 fifa 23, now all his promos are lws, and messi 99 cf fifa 23, but now all his card allay can

GET PAST HIM IF YA ******* CAN

We missed you too bud

Shapeshifters out the windows then right

You are evil

7:30 still wondering

Yh

Omd thank you so much, 97 kaka was so good in his first game and apart from that he feels like he has no pace and has lost a leg

Tiny minge

This mf thinks he is old

Would love to

No one cares you bum

He is so good for me, im ngl he feels better in the ball than 96 r9 and has better shooting, r9 doesn't have the aura he used to and he's just a name now

Cafu but I might be too late, she's not that good and you'll find yourself with a better cam in a few days to a week, used her for while but now strike force 96 Ginola is a better cam

First time was so nice I had to do it twice

No they should all get shapeshifters to their "normal" positions because they can't play there

I mean, content has seemed good because they release op sbcs on Fridays, but look at the content Monday-thursday, literally nothing there

She's a woman defender so she's ass, don't worry dude

Yep, just packed him and I think I sharted myself

Smile and wave boys..... just smile and wave

Don't you mean ñįġğëř

Him. Cech regen

He's only going to go up, just buy and keep, sell during team 2

Exactly the same stats as the other shapeshifter, but this one will feel way works because of playstyles

Why zeefuik is he popular

Can't find it anywhere

Look, if you guys want a Cech this card is trash, use 96 Kobel. Feels so much faster, smooth as butter, crispy shooting, good passing, and he's jammy

Shut up fool, you get a card just as op for free at level 35

**** Israel and **** you

Yh but it's 1.5k all together and it's fun

Coins on packs is always been a scam, spent millions over the years and the only good pull has been a future stars Butra when he came out

Why, there's strikers 30x better for a mil less

Evo

Oh my word, I read this comment and thought "there's only one guy that writes these types of comments" and here YOU are as usual hating on everyone's innocent souls, god is watching, stop hating

Yh, used his base and he's pretty nice, just sometimes a bit clunky, can't wait to get this evo

Put gk basic on him, it's set to normal basic

So you want to be a boring **** and play a striker Vieira with great playstyles for a striker, with no defensive playstyles, at cdm?

Anyone used him?

I've touched.... myself

Because you were alive to watch them

Hold, just imagine the possibilities with shapeshifters, imagine a cam, cm, even striker Lamine with good stats

Don't have to deface us, we haven't said anything to you to offend you, we're just behind kind to our brothers

Shut the cumstain up freak, tech is mid this year, trivelas go in anyways with anyone, give him an engine for his balance, and 83 aggression is fine for a cam. There problem solved go cry on a different card

He's so rare so you must have no family

No wonder the first owner badge is gone

Flashback ahhh joke

Erm actually ahhh comment

Fair price seeing as he's 30 and his contract is expiring

Is this ragebait?

Get to elite div, it's harder than champs

OI OI BAKA! I SAID OI OI BAKA!!!! HES MINE! relax sugar plum it's called dark humour

Tiki taka, pinged, tech, first touch are all good

Better than 96 spence on fullback++?

Sybau

Have my children

Wait

Stinker evo??? Dumbass use your brain and stop complaining it's a bloody fun promo just enjoy it it's the first time in 2 years

Finland? Really? You must be American

Using Fermin on cdm, looks better than Bellingham

Don't care I'm putting him up top with 96 Eusebio

Oh man I just bought 96 r9 but I'm gnna have to go back to this beast

SHUT YOUR **** MOUTH YOU ****

I quit for a while, best days of my life when it came to having fun, improved my mental wellbeing, went outside, played other games (battlefront 2, marvel rivals) and found new hobbies and got a girl . DONT WASTE YOUR TIME ON THIS GAME

Loses lengthy so no thanks

Visual glitch on futbin because no other card is history has had 5 playstyles

Yet on one card (the one I of course packed) plays Lw with no good playstyles there and crap pace, but this one can play cdm but no lm

It's already over no one sees it yet

Doesn't matter what you do to this card he'll never be better, just different

Just pack his 96 like the rest of us then

2 weeks to get him, omg why a man. Just make it a week and its fine

Done 7 got Kanu in every one

Actually a decent paid evo for once

Oh my Lordy lord try her on lw, but don't pace abuse, just let her move and pass

Shapeshifters is back

Is he even good. Usually incisive in wingers makes me hate them. Through balls on wingers to play strikers is better for me without incisive because it doesn't force weird animations and the ball doesn't go straight to the defender

How can you not?

Tiago silva?.. Thiago silva?.... Thiago? Th..? He's gone.

No no no she's not. Plus you're playing her cam. Just focus on one twos and baiting passes so she has space to dribble into and find a shot

Shut up no one has to know

Henry evo > Gauth

Him and Henry, Vini can go lm

Put him in built dif and play him dlp build up, better cm than 97 Bellingham

Today vanja just made me want to **** myself. Worst champs of the year and worst of all I just started a new account

85 5 for me

Be honest with yourself, you don't get past 11

Complaining with a 1m+ player is outrageous

Best option for evo, no one sees it yet

Him max upgrades is worse than de Jong

Good ****

Mums I played against him a week before he was "available"

I sbced him

Matthaus, just like last year rice will be slow and dog awful at defending

I put him in an sbc bc I quit this shitty game

All the maintenance and they can't maintain a **** player base, everyone is quitting, I suggest you do too

he has qs+ what u on about?

What were you saying?

What were you saying?

It's doable I played him yesterday mums

Dan burn