na id love to tongue punch her f*rt box for real
im not insecure. i would just love it if she sat on my face and ripped a nice warm one. the joy. the glory
Imagine this guy is old and fat. And when he wipes his pooh he uses toilet paper. So he cant properly clean it. Which means at any given time, he 100% has dingleberries and doo doo crust. All these women who are crazy to be with him now must do with some doo doo crust in his grandpa undies. Why cant he use his fingers and water? Toilet paper just smears the brown pooh on the skin around the bum.
REEK!!!! my name is REEEK!!!!! my only master is Lord Bolton!!! REEEK!!!!! Not Theon! REEEK!!!
"Pressure? What pressure? " that dialogue of her's turned me off. she sounds like a man. Initially I dreamt of her sitting on my face so I can tongue punch her f*rt box and inhale it. I take back my request. she's manly.
nobody cares chutiye
teri ma ki chut lavde
hahaha so much fun to sniff it. hows life at bournemoth buddy?
The joy of having her sit on me face so I can tongue punch Beever's B*tthole... hahaahaa
dont ask more. i just wanna smell that f*rt box deep.
Told ya all. She's hot. Now we pray she sits on me face so I can tongue punch that ....
My Arya Stark has WON IT! Now it'll be more sweet to have her sit on me face so I can taste that sweet victorious nectar and tongue punch that f*rt box!!
I wish someday All these Spain female players invite me to someone's bachelorette and sit on my face
Not Maicon the Mighty, actually Maicon the "Madarchod"
Not Maicon the Mighty, actually Maicon the "Madarchod"
Man oh man. She's the one I chose to sit on me face. And have her rub her rear end on my face while I smell and tongue punch that f*rt box man. What joy. So much fun. She's so damn hot.
I wish she sits on me face and rubs her rear end on it so I can tongue punch her and play Patty cake patty cake with her mmmmm the smellll
I wish she sits on me face and rubs her rear end on it so I can tongue punch her and play Patty cake patty cake with her mmmmm the smellll
yes have some brains. chutiya
fingers clean well you madarchod!
So here's the thesis. If you use toilet paper to wipe your dump, it just smears the brown pooh around the an*s region. It doesnt fully clean .Essentially that area will smell and also have dried up doo doo crust and dingleberries in most cases cause of hair there. Its dirty. Imagine, Taylor Swift being white uses toilet paper and hence has dingleberries. If you do a 69 with her while tongue punching her, chances are, the doo doo crust can fall on your face. So best solution is to use water and fingers to clean it. then use soap to clean hands. Do it smart. Do it the Middle East Way. Wallah!
would you not like a hottie and baddie like stanway to sit on yer face and snuffle-luffugus your face ? like why would it not turn you on lol
lmfao. imagine that CEO at the concert would tongue punch that HR girl's f*rt box and inhale it lmfao
She uses water and jetspray to clean her f*rt box cause she Indian. I love it. No dingleberries no doo doo crust. wld tongue punch her all day
she's a lavdi
looks like a dude/tranny to me ...
Lmfao. She looks like Arya Stark. As I said before, she could be the kinkiest player on the team. Imagine her sitting on me face.. mmm
I know. I want Salma Bacha to sit on me face
He's so short. Imagine the size of his pee-pee. Must be micro Lmfao.
ya from germany? heard ya all smell like fish lmfao
mmmm pls make her sit!
nobody cares. no one gonna use this old f*rt
69 position with her on my face. id tongue punch her f*rt box man!
She;s too hot. would absolutely tongue punch her f*rt box!!
nopes. most white chics use toilet paper to wipe their pooh, so they have some dingleberries left over and doo doo crust. so imagine urr doing a 69 with Putellas and the dingleberries fall on your mouth. I would prefer Bacha cause being a muslim, she would use finger and waters to clean after a nice warm dump. It's more clean always and hygeinic.
Someone please make my dream come true. I want Salma Bacha to sit on me face so i can tongue punch her f********rt box
exactly bro. i totally felt it and wld be totally ok for her to sit on me face and rub her rear end . tongue punchn that f*rt box wld be amazing
this. is . unreal. ma ki chut. bhenchod
Remember the name.. Black-***-Anus
yes rolfo is a randi who can run everywhere ! bhen ka bhosda!!!!
just 400k? yer mum comes for 4 quid
go cry to momma. i am mason greenwood and I am innocent
mmmmm that wld be insane . swedish nectar. tongue punching it
nobody cares. your life is a waste sybau
Lmfao a 5'7" CB. Warra upgrade EA. Chutiyas.
CDM new position? This girl slaps. Wish she sits on me face ;)
These F.A.----Gs at EA havent upgraded her yet? What r they waitin for? Someone to tell them they are imb....e......ci....es ?
sybau
how much is your integrity and ethics for? madarchod
What a card, what a name... Black - Uranus
why is this lavdi rising in price?
im not Albanian lmfao. I'm from Sri Lanka
LOL she did the walk of Atonement! Down with the Lannisters! On a side note, while she did the walk, i tickled my pickle ;) was such aturn on! Shame! Shame! Shame!
She kinda looks like Arya Stark. makes her more kinky
pretty sure you log on to p***rn everyday and never get action. Woman to woman is a sin.
Crazy to think she married one of the England women's players and they both tongue punch each other to glory and play with each other's paninis.
you know rises when your mum spends time with me ? ;) ;) wink wink
This is great. Bet you cant beat me though for brainrot.
The ref looks like a 15 year old mexican boy lmfao
teri ma ka bhosda. hello sir
Will this dude rise any further?
how about I do the tongue twister for you? as a compliment to your good performances?
What a game! 3-2 now lol
On today's edition of Fart-O-Meter, where you can judge the farts of a player from their dynamic image. Rendering analysis of ATHENEA.... Analysis Done..... Conclusion: As per our experts, Athenea's farts are very subtle. kinda like small warm oozed portions of wind blowing. They smell a bit ripe but not totally cause she seems to be more hygienic than other players. Her farts are approved in the global standard.
yes while playing, you have to tap your left nut once. it'll intercept. if you tap it twice, it'll slide tackle for you. slap it hard twice and it'll score an OG.
That Belgium scorer looks like a she-male tranny LMFAO
What a goal Putellas! She can now sit on me face and rip a nice warm one ;) sniff sniff!!
Just for the joy of that goal against belgium now. such a great goal! I'll let her sit on my face and rip a stinker!
of course you do. you are diallo. my brother. I am Mason Greenwood. Nice to meet you. I am innocent. (till proven guilty ;) wink wink ) bhenchod
When are these pathetic losers at EA gnna upgrade her? Do they not realise its the end of the game cycle and if they are so slow with these, they are useless during futties? madarchods
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On today's edition of Fart-O-Meter, where you can judge the farts of a player from their dynamic image. Rendering analysis of Theo Hernandez.... Analysis Done..... Conclusion: As per our experts, Theo's farts are more like sharts. As he has Bruiser+, his bowel movements are intense and aggressive leading to turds being stuck in wind pipe kinda theory. His farts also smell alot like french fries with a oily tinge to it.
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very fine. id let her sit on me face and tongue punch that f.....art box
On today's edition of Fart-O-Meter, where you can judge the farts of a player from their dynamic image. Rendering analysis of Patri.... Analysis Done..... Conclusion: As per our experts, Patri's farts are often thin, warm and don't smell much, but they are more frequent. Traces of Beef Roasted Salad can be smelt and tomatoes too cause of the Pallela.
I swear to god, I did not hump this hemp. I am a good boy. my name is Mason Greenwood and I am innocent. Please understand guys.
this is what i am doing!
I, Mason Greenwood, Solemnly swear that I am upto ALL good. That I am a good ethical man, and I am innocent. I also love Reiten. I wish she was my wife.
Guys, please understand that I am innocent. Innocent till proven guilty. let me enjoy my career and my football please.
lavda le muh me. andh bhakt
Guys, please understand that I am innocent. Innocent till proven guilty. let me enjoy my career and my football please.
Guys, please understand that I am innocent. Innocent till proven guilty. let me enjoy my career and my football please.
amazing player