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And I stand on it, I would squeeze the last drip of sweat out of those socks and turn it into a new Starbucks creation.

My brain got a complete reset today after I searched for Athenea white toe nails on pinterest, It feels like I'm reborn, ready to serve my mistress.

It's over for the low iq people that will never see this card because they do not experiment with the evo builder.

Gwinn, you just know that pony tail was used in more than one ways.... god damn...

Imagine coming home wageslaving from a 12h shift, Hegerberg standing there in lingeri pointing at you angry (like in the pic) You, Me, Bedroom. And I will for sure follow my misses orders, yes ma'am.

You just know she has those white suckable toes, just imagine sucking the last bit of sweat out of her feet after a 120min + penalty match!

Her socks must smell crazy after this match, just imagine getting one simple wiff of that odor, slowly taking over you feeling like your mother is hugging you.

Best LM in the game for 4231(2), insane dribbling, insane playmaking, Sawa has one of the craziest AI's in the game, she has low defense stats but is always there for a tackle, those who know her other cards just know. I hope I can grind her. (in the packs and in real life)

He is better than all TOTS cards, the game is completely reliant on playstyles and some minor factors on role, CB needs a big frame ingame model and height + Bruiser/Anticipate/Intercept/Aerial/Relentless and Strength/Reactions as high as possible now filter for these parameters and the next big jump is 500k+ cards. Him and Saliba are a crazy duo.

Just look at this adorable creature, screaming but yet laughing. Imagine her coming home you as the husband making dinner ready for her, as she enters the room she gets angry. She didn't want you to cook, knowing that you worked all day. But after a glimpse at your stove she see's her favorite dish and starts laughing, extra like in the picture. She seems mad but is actually happy that you take care of her.

Just imagine being her boyfriend and after a hard game coming home to her used gamesocks laying on your bed. That odor could knock out even the wildest beast let a simple mortal. That first sniff would use 100% ouf your brain capacity, your neurons would fire up like Jimmy Neutron, shaking, out of breath, that god damn odor.

One Shapeshifter EVO to cam that gives her Finesse++ and passing playstyles with good stat upgrades and she will be insane.

Super glitchy, slides through Van Dijk like butter, top in a 2 ST formation.

Sadly dog ****, 83/82/85 Agility/Balance/Dribbling , and low pace for this stage + no Bruiser and Aerial and Slide Tacke ++ is like --. Should have Block++ and if they want to not make him too OP long ball++ he was a machine at them at Dortmund. FU EA

After 90 minutes of sprinting, sliding, and stomping the turf into submission, those socks must smell like a mix of ambition, grass stains, and the odor of a goddess. Just imagine burying your nose into that, a smell that could even knock out prime Mike Tyson.

I won't goon until she gets her super good evo, do your thing EA

Best card I pulled this year was 100k TOTS Trincao, yesterday I jumped out of my seat when I saw the tunnel green, mega hyped I was losing my **** and the worst promo cards comes out. His playstyles are dogshit, SlideTacke+ is basically -1 playstyle so he has 2 ps+ bruiser okay but long ball is only for 15-0 abusing long ball spammers. Trash card, not even anticipate silver, crazy.

Everyone saying he is bad at the wing are trashy pace abusers, his attacking movement is crazy, some good tiki taka passes to let him move and one driven to him, good touch to the side and bang, it's in.

Sugoi~! Just wait nyan~! Intercept+ and Evo coming in the next season passu! 99+ pace with Intercept+?! That’s gonna be yabaiii! Speedy-chan go brrr!!

You just came home from a hard work shift and see her making some dough for a cake in the kitchen. "Bring me the eggs", as you go to the fridge you hear a *plap*. Silly Pati just threw some dough in your face. Sticking her tongue out like that and laughing at you. You don't feel rage but love.

Looks can be deceiving? I know what kind of woman you are... >;D Just imagine getting in a silly wrestling match with her, those big arms could suffocate even the strongest men. You, slowly gasping for air, blurry vision and then she stops. "Silly you", she says and then she pushes you... the rest.... is to your imagination

Yep, that's another visit to the doc. Just woke up and did my daily check on my wife, hit my **** wall knowing she will never be my girl. Heh, while I'm at it I should color over the blood on my wall. Silly me.

The good evo will come sooner or later, bros stay strong

Have you seen Hansen’s thighs? Absolute powerhouses. One squeeze and you’d be gasping for mercy not a single breath getting out. Built like they could crush steel let alone someone foolish enough to underestimate them.

Imagine waking up next to Lakrar the morning light brushing softly against her skin. You turn to see her lying there peaceful and breathtaking like something out of a dream. And then she opens her eyes those eyes and in that moment the whole world seems to pause. There's nothing more beautiful, nothing more real than the way she looks at you like you're exactly where you're meant to be.

Only 6 silver playstyles and 4*WF in june big 25, nah dawg, back to /r/soccercirclejerk

Insane TOTS coming

Inshallah he fits the evo

INSANE CARD

Finesse King

THE EVO WILL BE INSANE

"She"

Thank you brudda

One Evo and its over

136 packs, watching Mark Goldbridge cry on the side and I pack her 4 times and no other TOTS. CRAZY

Put Trivela+ on him, insane

The evo will be crazy

92 Evo coming, you are not rdy.

92 Evo coming

Is she still good now that all the TOTS cards are out? her or Daniel James as LM as Inside Forward in 4231-2

Do her, SHE IS CRAZY AS RW

Crazy card I'm seriously thinking about putting the Finesse and Rapid++ from the pass to her.

Best LW until 100k, insane dribbling and finishing, Finesse and Rapid ++ super meta playstyles for LW and she got the silver technicals to dribble. Only downside is her low physicality and passing. Reminder: She is 91, Evo range, one passing/dribbling evo with something like Pinged Pass++ and an upgrade to her WF and she will explode in price. PLEASE EA DO IT.