karlosmerkin

Because it's impossible to be employed AND have 25 minutes a day spare to do this, obviously.

I'm not touching that, that's where dogs do their business.

Referring to someone as "kiddo" when nobody over the age of 12 calls someone "brokie". Either that or you have absolutely zero self respect. Either way, you're a very tragic individual.

If that's how you choose to spend your earnings from your work as a low class rent boy then that's entirely up to you, my love.

Because obviously having the highest possible rated digital men is the ultimate in status symbols. I'm sure all the 12 year old boys will be flocking around you and wanting to come and play round at your house.

Ooh, check you out, boasting about your wealth of worthless digital "money".

Or sucking his daughter's toes. Again.

You sound like a very impatient and entitled little gimp.

About as much of a privilege as a cat pissing on your slippers

The funky gibbon?

Like this little jizz gobbler has any friends.

Sounds like you probably need to grow up a bit.

This evo on his 90 is almost exactly the same as this one

Anyone else notice when using him that whenever you get a corner you see him running back to your goal from the opposition's box??

Grow up

People here don't do fun, didn't you realise?

Ooh, my hero! Fancy a bum?

Suffering = playing a game that you bought for an hour.

Some people want to use different players rather than have exactly the same boring teams as everyone else.

Listening to all you whining entitled little tosspots with your incessant "I want this" and "I don't like that" nonsense, it's like you've barely matured since you first left the womb. So unbelievably pathetic and tedious.

Actually having to play games of football....on a football game?!?!? God forbid!

All you kids talking about IQ all the time lately yet don't seem to understand what it actually means.

And no doubt you're a fully paid up member of MENSA.

I play 2 or 3 hours a week on top of WL and just got him. Hardly time consuming.

There are actually other ways to spend your free time that don't involve doing something that annoys you, believe it or not.

Pays money for game just to not play it. Absolute ramrod.

Who in their right mind is employing a gimp like that??

You kids nowadays want everything handed to them on a plate without having to put in any effort whatsoever. Pathetic.

Good for you, I put mine in an SBC because I can't stand the wretched little ****.

Then maybe just don't do it and play a game or find a hobby that you enjoy? You're not being held at gunpoint and forced to play it.

So that you can get more "ded" cards from the season pass and moan about them too?

You're definitely the sort of person to spend the rest of their life Facebook-stalking their ex.

But you definitely will buy it, then spend the whole year whining about it like a spoilt, entitled child. It's all so very tedious.

It is June, and if you haven't got plenty of coins at this point, you've been doing something very wrong.

You whining little kids have been saying that since October yet you're all still here, moaning about everything like the entitled little peckers that you are. If you don't like the game, don't play it. It's an unbelievably simple concept.

All that effort and yet mummy and daddy still don't love you. Such a shame.

Your boyfriend must be really proud of you

Not everyone has an uncle that'll buy them a PS5 in exchange for nosh jobs.

By invincible, you mean lonely and unloved, don't you?

That's exactly the sort of response I'd expect from a 12 year old that pretends he doesn't watch YouTube Fifa wankers

If Prickerzzz or Abortion, or whatever these YouTube gimps are called, told you he was brilliant then you'd be absolutely bumming him.

There'd also be nothing fun if everyone was to pack all the best players. Or is it just you that deserves to pack them and nobody else?

Pathetic speed boost gimps

You can actually buy players, you know.

"Buns"....you little kids come out with some utter garbage.

Doesn't help that he looks like he cuts his own hair with his mum's rusty old nail clippers.

I enjoyed this and I'm not sure why.

Not seen a single person use him, let alone use two TOTS upgrades on him to get him up to 95 like I've done. Got red Mbappe at the weekend but he doesn't appeal to me, I'm happily sticking with this guy.

Every time you little kids say something is "mid", all I hear is "I only use the players that YouTube gimps tell me to use". Absolutely pathetic.

All you pathetic entitled little children have been saying this since October.

Any of the Yakuza/Like A Dragon/Judgment games.

With boasts like that, I bet you've got all the boys queuing up for a piece of you.

Sounds to me like you're the sort of gimp that only uses players that the little boys on YouTube tell you that you should use.

Krishna Guru-Murthy?

Nah, gimps on YouTube telling you how to play the game and 99% of players listening to them because they can't think for themselves is what's ruined it.

Sounds to me like you need to grow up.

Must've given a good few nosh jobs to earn enough to buy both of them.

Sounds a bit like you need to grow up. If your mental health is being affected by a football game, you're gonna be seriously **** when you become an adult and have to real things.

Sounds like you might have Parkinson's Disease.

Go **** over some TikTok videos or whatever it is you cretinous children do.

Maybe learn to play without having to rely on wanky gimmicks

Nowhere near as bad as your spelling.

Grow up

Or 20 in 125 years if you're talking long term, you absolute ramrod.

You're impotent, aren't you.

The best I've packed all year is 92 Alvarez about 6 months ago and he wasn't even that great. This is why I started trading!

The Butcher? More like Pat Butcher.

Benderrr

Probably because he's a dog **** joke of a ****.

By grinding you mean just playing the games that you'd play anyway. Gimp.

Madeleine McCann?

No you won't. The man is a joke of a footballer, that'd be as ridiculous as adding Istvan Kozma as a **** icon.

The way it should be. There'd be less point having promo cards in packs if everyone was packing them.

You definitely can't even get it up.

Finally!

Don't be such an entitled little ****.

What's up little boy? Mummy not letting you suckle from the teat anymore?

Wankers like you say this every year but still buy it regardless.

Stupid little ****

Gimp

All you whinging little **** have been saying that for 6 months yet you're all still here.

Bit of an entitled little pecker that needs to grow the **** up, aren't you?

Number 8 evo

Why would you not still have him? Oh, because you kids are **** idiots and put everything into **** SBCs, I forgot.

Ooh, you're hard.

You don't actually know what that means, do you?

Do you want a **** medal?

I imagine it's not very hard at all, but not everything is aimed at pleasing you, you petulant little fuckpig.

You kids that put absolutely everything into **** SBCs are just the worst kind of ****.

Aww, is mummy not letting you suckle her teat anymore?

You must get the pick of all the boys.

Mental damage from playing a football game? You're gonna be seriously **** when you grow up and have to do adult **** then.

Not if you end up on teams with greedy little fuckwits like I always seem to.

Definitely need to grow the **** up.

I play about 3 or 4 hours a week at most on top of qualifying and playing WL and I got him last week. If you can't drag yourself away from wanking over TikTok videos, don't moan that you're not getting him.

Yet you're still here, sniffing about around it's rotting corpse. Odd little ****.

What's that, Latvian??

What does that even mean?!? Nothing, it means nothing. **** little pissweasel **** like you have been saying that since the day it came out.

Grow up, mate.

I bet that gets you so much ****, you absolute **** hero.